Top 10 reasons why no one wants to go back to work.
10. No one wants to go through 250 emails in one morning.
9. You have to explain your trip over and over and even your best story starts to sound pretty lame.
8. You have to unpack.
7. Those people that never knew you were gone get mad because you didn't return their email - even after you pointed out that the "Out of Office Assistant" was on and they must have received a notification.
6. You can't wear a bikini, flipflops and a ponytail to the office.
5. Your suntan starts to wear off.
4. You can't remember what you were doing before you left!
3. You cleaned your desk before you left to suck up to the boss and now you can't find anything!
2. Everything seems REALLY urgent to everyone else, but you're still in vacation/free spirit mode.
1. You can no longer have a drink with lunch...at least not without getting fired!
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